February 2012
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The Phillies win their first exhibition game against the Florida State Seminoles, 6-1.
God bless the Philadelphia Phillies and God bless baseball.
“a bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where...”
– e.e.cummings (via wardos-)
sha-wing
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Sittin at home on a Friday night wearin my batman...
Oh, and I’m watchin Sherlock.
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Stay Together for the Kids...
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I hate this day.
The answer to the problem is clearly a burrito, whiskey, and the season one finale of Sherlock. Right?
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
THIS IS AMAZING.
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Still standing. Barely. Woof.
It is so good here.
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I'M 21!!!
I wish everyone could see my roommatey right now.
“It’s a real thing! It happens to real people!”
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So…. I turn 21 in 12 hours.
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If ever I have seen the sun rise and known...
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My afternoon class got cancelled.
If you really need me for something, I’ll be in bed with Game of Thrones and the new Punch Brothers album.
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I only shared some of my donut holes so I could...
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It's like a kick in the gut.
And I have to be happy and smile about it.
Listen to 'Some Nights' the new album from Fun. →
